Hangover Helpers

October 27, 2009, 3:39 pmmenshealth

Drinking is a buy-now, pay-later proposition.

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The Cure
The Claim
Our Test
The Verdict

Approach One: Stay Hydrated


Water
The Claim:
Alcohol inhibits the hormone vasopressin, bringing on dehydration.
Our Test: Either drink lots of water at the end of a night or all through the evening. "Two-hourly glasses worked great", said our tester.
The Verdict: "It puts you ahead of the game," advises Dr Robert Swift of Brown University in the US, but try other things as well.

Gatorade
The Claim: Gatorade's six per cent carb solution promotes rehydration better than mere water.
Our Test: "Two bottles at the end of the night," said our tester, "and I felt like a million bucks."
The Verdict: A great substitute for water. "The salt helps your body absorb fluid quicker," explains Swift.


Approach Two: Absorb Slower, Metabolise Faster


The Mega-Dinner
The Claim: Food delays gastric emptying - meaning alcohol stays there longer and is processed more slowly.
Our Test: "There's nothing like a burger before a night out. But the effect wore off as I kept drinking," said our tester.
The Verdict: A no-brainer. "The longer alcohol stays in the stomach," says Dr. Swift, "the better your body breaks it down."

The Juice Chaser (two glasses of OJ before bed)
The Claim: The fructose in the juice speeds up metabolism, ridding your system of alcohol more quickly.
Our Test: "I felt as sick the next day as I would have otherwise," reported our still-queasy guinea pig. "It didn't work."
The Verdict: Why? "You'd have to drink at least 10 glasses," says Dr Carlton Erickson of the University of Texas in the US.

RU-21 (a supplement, available at www.ru-21.com)
The Claim: Slows the creation of the by-product that causes headaches and nausea, while speeding up the destruction of others.
The Test: "Success. I woke up to a group of clear-headed people. No groaning, no puking and no handing out aspirin," said our tester.
The Verdict: Works, but only to a point. "Your metabolism is already going as fast as it can," says Swift. But if it's effective, do it.

Alcodol (a natural supplement available from chemists)
The Claim: Amino acids, natural minerals and sugars clinically proven to reduce the symptoms of a hangover.
The Test: "I felt great first thing in the morning, but as the day wore on, seediness sets in," said out tester.
The Verdict: The fructose and amino acids will speed up alcohol disappearance," says Dr Graham Starmer, of the University of Sydney.


Approach Three: Replace Essential Nutrients


Crackers (10, to be exact, washed down with 2 glasses of water)
The Claim: Salt helps you replace the fluid you've lost.
Our Test: "Too labour-intensive. I would much rather pop a pill than shove crackers down my abused throat."
The Verdict: Drinking water is a better way to stay hydrated. But, "it'll help dilute the alcohol", states Swift.

The Bull's-Eye (300ml glass of OJ mixed with a raw egg)
The Claim: Fructose helps promote breakdown of alcohol and egg protein replaces lost nutrients.
Our Test: "More vomit-inducing than the alcohol itself."
The Verdict: "There's no evident benefit to this that would justify the risk of getting salmonella," refutes Swift.


Approach Four: Clear Your Head


Hair of the Dog
The Claim: Hangovers only hit once you sober up, so stay drunk.
Our Test: "I woke up feeling horrible. After three beers I felt like a new man," said our tester.
The Verdict: You're just putting off the inevitable. "And this could lead to alcohol abuse," cautions Erickson.

Drinking Only Light-Coloured Alcohol (white wine, vodka and gin)
The Claim: Lighter drinks have fewer headache-inducing congeners than darker drinks, like red wine, beer and dark liquors.
Our Test: "I felt just as disgusting as on any other night of hard drinking. On the way home, I had to stop and throw up."
The Verdict: It works if you're drinking in moderation. "A litre of white wine is still going to give you a hangover," warns Erickson.

Aspirin
The Claim: Popping two the night before fights off headaches before they start.
Our Test: "My head wasn't too bad, but I was still tired and nauseous."
The Verdict: "Aspirin can irritate the stomach," according to Swift.

Exercise
The Claim: Sweating helps leach alcohol out of your system more quickly.
Our Test: "I feel like I'm actually sweating out alcohol. It might just be in my head, but I feel better by doing it." '''
The Verdict:''' "You're just taking your mind off the hangover," says Erickson. But you are getting a good work-out.


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10 Comments

  1. John 07:28am Monday 02nd November 2009 EST Report Abuse

    Water, water water. Drink one glass of water for each glass of wine (better if it's mineral water 'cos it tatstes better) and you'll feel fine in the morning - provided you limit your consumption, although it will allow you four or five good glasses of wine and in effect you& ...

  2. lagan.thomas 09:09am Saturday 31st October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    stop being a bunch of @#$%, if u get a @#$% good hang over u no u had a good night so let it go

  3. sam 05:50am Saturday 31st October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    getting drunk is no problems to anyone, Get drunk, fall down, go to sleep, lol

  4. robin_dixon 04:05am Saturday 31st October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    My suggestion is don't get drunk. Why kill the brain cells as you get older you will need as many as you can get. And you need a liver too. Oh and friends and family need you sober and they need the money you wasted on booze.And they don't need your drunken crap that you give them wh ...

  5. deree 09:56pm Friday 30th October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    Lets be honest a hang-ova is part of the fun, If ur guna drink a large amount of alcohol no mater what you do your still guna feel a bit seedy

  6. Peter 03:43pm Friday 30th October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    A couple of large cold glasses of pure tomatoe juice helps take th edge off things, - then a couple of cold Heinekens around lunchtime. Beers at 5pm as usual.

  7. Leo 02:29pm Friday 30th October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    ergh, I normally always get a hangover. Might have to give these a try. dont know about the cracker one though, a nice fry up always helped me feel less seedy!

  8. Auldphart 02:28pm Friday 30th October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    Or, you could just not drink yourself stupid to begin with. Try this: think of yourself as a non-drinker and then come up with five good reasons to drink (and not silly stuff like "everybody does it" or "I like to"). Try it. It works for smoking as well.

  9. nzpossum4 01:38pm Friday 30th October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    Vodka and Soda Water = No Hangover....seriouisly :)

  10. gaisford 12:31pm Friday 30th October 2009 EST Report Abuse

    Hmmm. Never had a hangover in my life and I can put away a fair amount of wine in an evening. What am I doing wrong!!

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